Spread Hope Like Fire
did anyone else have one of those singing novelty mounted basses that played a hilarious song and moved its mouth when you pressed a button??
it sang “take me to the river” by the talking heads because that’s a great joke to make when you’re a dead fucking fish
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero